welcome aboard, shipmate.

Taylor | 17 | USA | ISFP

Once Upon A Time and Captain Swan are taking over my life.

Whenever OUAT is off-air, my blog turns into a jumbled mess. sorry not sorry.

Warning: This blog is NOT spoiler-free.





things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off


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Snow and Charming, A+ parenting

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So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

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my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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Have you ever seen a more tender expression on anyone’s face in your entire life?

Honestly, the way Killian looks at Emma destroys me (A+ Colin). Every single episode I watch, I think ‘you can’t look any more lovestruck than that’, and I’m proven wrong every single time. Killian’s eyes don’t turn into hearts when he looks at Emma, that’s what happens to Emma.

No, Killian’s eyes turn into molten gold. I know that kind of doesn’t make sense but it just feels like his love takes another form completely, like it’s its own being altogether.

For those people who still think that Killian is in it for a hook up (lol), I just want to say, this is not how you look at someone you just want to sleep with then leave high and dry.

This look that Killian has right here is the look you give someone when you’ve accepted 100% that your heart is theirs. This is the look Killian is going to give Emma when he proposes, when they have kids, when they grow old together.

This look is the reason I ship Captain Swan.

(gif belongs to the-lady-swan)

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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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